Chris Seaver Movies

This time out the girls are wizards at Bonejack's School of Wizardry and have to stop an evil warlock from taking a magical Orb hidden in a sexually...

It’s 1986, the weather is hot and the babes are WET! Join Lance, Lucas, Rick and Wheels as they head on down to the coolest beach around,...

When an elvin village is taken over by the goblin warlord Vondruke, and one of their kinswoman Marge is taken captive, a young elf girl named...

Based on the classic 1992 horror film by Director Todd Jason Cook, this REMAKE adds a more over the top comedy, gore, one-liners and BOOBS! Jimmy...

Chris Seaver's Anal Paprika trilogy continues. This time, Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy must face Vampires.

Many years have passed since the tragic events at Blood Fart Lake, where Jimmy dispatched a bunch of party going, cabin dwelling kids before he could...

In the first All Comedy Flick from LBP, Chris Seaver brings you the heart warming tale of AJ Stabone, a mild mannered guy who was thrust from his...

Killer pieces of poop come down from space to flush out the people of sleepy hollow heights.

A documentary following the vulgar adventures of the Paranormal Investigation Agency as they investigate a series of paranormal encounters, including...

Mulva comes out of a five-year coma and seeks revenge against Teenape and his gang for stealing her Halloween candy.

Teenape and Bubbles partner up with a busty elf to help find the kidnapped Santa Claus, and the turgid and squishy misadventures they get in along...

The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in...

Blood Trim is a short flick about the evil Desmond St. Croix and his bloodthirsty taste for the sweet tangy solitude of period blood. Yes that's...

High-schooler Steffon learns his late grandfather has bequeathed his stately manor to him, to keep or to sell. The lucky teen gathers his friends and...

Even the Fugliest person can change the course of History.

A couple of dolts lost in the woods get stalked by a lunatic obsessed with John Stamos.

Series dedicated to preserving the legacy of shot on video horror movies. Hear the true stories from the innovators themselves on these important...

The Bleu Cheese Brothers is an out of this world Ernest Fan Film which shows you, the ERNEST fan, what happened after his untimely death. Two geeky...

Joey Jeremiah's friends have gathered near Blood Stool Creek for a party weekend to throw their ambitious friend a ""get laid"" party. Teens......

A group of teenagers set up the annual Halloween's Haunted House exhibit. Teen Ape finds himself a large breasted lover, but the gang accidentally...